long haired boy

US officially declares war on doing what you want with what you already own

damon — Tue, 01 May 2012 19:49:22 +0000

A bill passed unanimously in Washington today that will keep US citizens from actually owning anything at all, but more importantly, it will keep the nefarious citizenry from engaging in do-it-yourself modifications to items they have purchased.

new study confirms that people are incapable of not consuming the entire sidewalk

damon — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:56:56 +0000

Although commonly suspected by millions of Americans already, the idea that groups of self serving assholes on their lunch breaks experience an imperative and desperate need to not have anyone walking directly in front of them was only just proven today by a team of high-fiving Sunny-D guzzling clipboard mongers in white coats.

the complete history of the easter holiday

damon — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 11:00:56 +0000

i thought it was time somebody sat down and explained the jesus rabbit thing.

the chilling effects of modern social media on free speech

damon — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:59:51 +0000

or, as an alternate title, "why i can't post whatever i damn well please"; my state of the net address relating to social posting and blogging.

e-stalker: the rest of the story

damon — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:49:00 +0000

Recently I posted an open letter to my e-stalker that was in retort to his/her many creative and harassing emails to myself and my ex. However, those emails are only part of the story.

a letter to my e-stalker

damon — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:38:21 +0000

Enclosed find my public retort to your private shenanigans concerning my public information. Don't worry, I stay relatively civil. I'm interested in a dialog with you. Maybe you could email from an actual account?

the irrelevancy of sexual orientation

damon — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 19:54:18 +0000

Entirely too much focus has been given to the sexual orientation of people by the media. It is my opinion that a person's sexual orientation is irrelevant beyond the boundaries of the relationship that the person is in. Unfortunately, very few people seem to feel this way. Unfortunately there are still fag hating cross burning bigots out there who give us reason to glorify the fact that two guys are are in love. You know, in the name of equal rights and all that.

rotten to the core: apple store customer service

damon — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:27:33 +0000

Somehow I managed to get what I wanted and be made to feel like some kind of sub-species at the same time. Customer service shouldn't be like this.

episode 11 : just want my multiplayer, bro

damon — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 17:31:01 +0000

sometimes you just want some answers. doesn't everyone?

gentlemen: stand up for your fruit juice and liquor

damon — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:55:12 +0000

dudes! stand of your fruit & liquor! chix think they got this shit all t themselves! fuck that!